Here at TearRestore we spend a lot of time thinking about eyes and how to make them less dry. This has led to some incredible eye jokes around the office as well as some incredibly terrible ones. However, due to our appreciation of all things that alleviate dry eye, we love them all. Below are some of our favorites.
1. What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety glasses?
- Eye-rony
2. What do you call it when an apple user looks you in the eye?
- icontact
3. Did you hear that there is a website for people who suffer from chronic eye pain?
- It is a sight for sore eyes
4. I just saw a golfer cry his eyes out…
- He was going through a rough patch
5. I am calling in sick today because I am having an eye problem…. I can’t see myself coming to work today.
6. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No-eye-deer
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsshh
8. How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
- They both have eyes
9. Do you want to see something dark?
- Close your eyes
10. Someone threw a cup at my eye…I called 911 and told them I was mugged.
We hope you enjoyed the best eye jokes we have heard! Comment below with any other good ones!
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